January 2012
24 posts
I think I’m allergic to arguments. I have this psychotic reaction….
December 2011
25 posts
If everything was based on quality of life, we would all be _so_ screwed.
A free compilation with 25 different versions of Auld Lang Syne. http://ping.fm/jDmhg
Billy Connolly didn’t know how right he was. http://ping.fm/zcoJl
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year from ours to yours with maximum cheer!
My holiday gift to myself is going to be strategic inebriation. Objective: getting as drunk as I can without vomiting.
JOHNNY KUDZU WILL SAVE US ALL
It’s the 23rd and I just don’t care.
The Most Annoying Word in the English Language http://ping.fm/0WHRo
I hate thinking of things that should have been on my holiday wishlist AFTER it’s too late for anyone to consider them. #firstworldproblems
Piracy isn’t dead…you just don’t know where to look now.
REMEMBER: Anything a presidental candidate promises you is a lie.
Apparently, buying a premium membership on any given “hookup” site only means you’re paying to not have sex.
The Internet is like a child. Will you give it the freedom to be all it can be…or discipline it into obedience?
What kind of milkshake do I need to make to bring all the BEARS to my yard?
Sport Utility Vehicle: display of prestige or illusion of safety?
Some days it feels as if there will never be enough time.
Some days it feels as if there will never be enough time.
ANOTHER REASON SOCIAL NETWORKS FAIL: The people who would get the most use out of them are too busy to update.
I do not believe that things will get better. You have no way to change my mind.
Just in time for the holidays - CUSTOM INAPPROPRIATE SHIRTS http://ping.fm/9pH9Z
The real reason why social networks ultimately fail is this: MOST PEOPLE WOULD RATHER BE ALONE.
I can’t sleep NOW…the Internet is still on!