February 2012
3 posts
http://ping.fm/WiDNu
It’s the Madonnadammerung!
CHILD PORN/MOLESTATION ARRESTS: That’s what you get for creating a society that idolizes youthful beauty.
January 2012
24 posts
memeXK transmission: The Last?
memeXK transmission: Like a Swarovski-encrusted...
There is a fine line between sharing interesting things with people and coming off like a spammer. Or maybe there isn’t?
People who are TRULY independent should have no problems being alone.
The people who make the most noise about morality are usually the ones who are the worst at it.
Nature appears to need a prostate exam.
We will now have a moment of silence for the hearing frequencies I won’t have after tonight.
There should be legislation that prevents piggybacking, or including the provisions of an unwanted bill in a required one.
Standing naked in the living room, thinking about food.
Do you believe yourself incapable of cruelty, of selfishness?
The 99% Declaration http://www.the-99-declaration.org/
memeXK transmission: I think I’m finally...
Submerge: DETROIT TECHNO http://ping.fm/VS3t6
memeXK transmission: WHARRRGAAARBL
Um abraço
memeXK transmission: Another one from the vaults.
memeXK transmission: Giving you presents on my...
Intelligence, talent and motivation are (sadly) often mutually exclusive.
Dear Sandals: We advise you not to start a commercial with the words “More Watersports”. Sincerely, Teh Internets
Someone, somewhere, has recently thought about you while masturbating.
There is no one that the U.S. can put in the Oval Office that will give this country what it wants. You can quote me.
OH NOEZ EVERYBUDY PANIC !!!!111ONEELEVEN http://ping.fm/CdGZU
My wish for each of you is a new year free of suffering.
I think I’m allergic to arguments. I have this psychotic reaction….
December 2011
25 posts
If everything was based on quality of life, we would all be _so_ screwed.
A free compilation with 25 different versions of Auld Lang Syne. http://ping.fm/jDmhg
Billy Connolly didn’t know how right he was. http://ping.fm/zcoJl
Happy Christmas and Merry New Year from ours to yours with maximum cheer!
My holiday gift to myself is going to be strategic inebriation. Objective: getting as drunk as I can without vomiting.
JOHNNY KUDZU WILL SAVE US ALL
It’s the 23rd and I just don’t care.
The Most Annoying Word in the English Language http://ping.fm/0WHRo
I hate thinking of things that should have been on my holiday wishlist AFTER it’s too late for anyone to consider them. #firstworldproblems
Piracy isn’t dead…you just don’t know where to look now.
REMEMBER: Anything a presidental candidate promises you is a lie.
Apparently, buying a premium membership on any given “hookup” site only means you’re paying to not have sex.
The Internet is like a child. Will you give it the freedom to be all it can be…or discipline it into obedience?
What kind of milkshake do I need to make to bring all the BEARS to my yard?
Sport Utility Vehicle: display of prestige or illusion of safety?
Some days it feels as if there will never be enough time.
Some days it feels as if there will never be enough time.
ANOTHER REASON SOCIAL NETWORKS FAIL: The people who would get the most use out of them are too busy to update.
I do not believe that things will get better. You have no way to change my mind.
Just in time for the holidays - CUSTOM INAPPROPRIATE SHIRTS http://ping.fm/9pH9Z
memeXK transmission: this candy needs a rapper